That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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