You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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