remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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