Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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