I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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