Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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