sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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