In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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