When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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