So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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