Dual....:-)
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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