everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
