He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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