was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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