yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
