Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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