she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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