it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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