My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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