Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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