Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
that is very illegal...i love you.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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