And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize