i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
What happened?
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