so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
