Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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