she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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