So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
we're so committed to being not committed
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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