Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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