at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you still have your period?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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