Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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