awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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