I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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