I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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