Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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