I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He? As in you personified your dick?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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