dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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