Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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