I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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