Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Randomize
