Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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