WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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