Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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