I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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