your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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