Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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