Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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