i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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