just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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