Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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