hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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