just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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