ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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