OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Less talking, more tequila
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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